Just Happy To Be Alive

WordPress lost my last post, which is pretty gay. It’s not the first time it’s happened so I’m not too surprised. Anyways, five days of hell ended at 5:00 PM today, otherwise known as finals period. Here are the relevant stats:

• Finals: 2
• Final Papers (in pages): 28
• Most Hours Consecutively Awake: 30
• Shortest Nap (in minutes): 30
• Longest Nap (in hours): 13
• Esimated total sleep (in hours): 20
• Showers: 1
• Teeth-brushing: 2
• Food of choice (eaten most frequently): instant oatmeal

• Times I played “Genie in a Bottle” to fuck with Gene: 6
• Times I said “fuck”: Innumerable
• All-nighter AIM Convo’s between me and Mike Koler: 2
• Hours wasted talking to Belzer: 4
• Times I saw the sun rise: 3
• Times I saw the sun set: 0
• Lessons learned about not procrastinating until finals: 0

I think that sums up the past week better than any long-winded narrative could. It was crazy. But I’m finished and alive, and, aside from good grades, that’s the best I could hope for.

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